noobtheloser:

"Just keep walking. If I really commit, he’ll just assume I meant to do this."

I honestly just did this so I could draw the bird looking back like that in the last panel. Hahaha look at him.

I do a lot of these.

So do other people.

I’m thinking of Converting. #WannameetanAlien

I’m thinking of Converting. #WannameetanAlien

rosaparking:

2bainzz:

coolator:

dude..

christ

Peanut butter and yogurt make ur thighs thicker forreal..? Asking for a friend

funnyordie:

Gaza and Ukraine: Why this Land Is Worth Killing for
A completely sane and reasonable argument on why sand and dirt are way more valuable than human lives.
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
you need to stop using that damn B) thing *takes your shades away*
Anonymous

frecklesue:

magess:

chase-the-windandtouch-the-sky:

Jeff Davis: There’s no story left for Danny.

Entire TW Fandom Right Now:

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What use could there possibly be for an in-the-know hacker?

There is a new monster who is using computers and transferring money sending out text messages to people in the school, if only there was someone who could crack it… -tilts head slowly-

God forbid they have more than 2 gay characters who aren’t romantically involved with each other

laughingsquid:

Massive Mayfly Emergence From the Mississippi River Caught on Radar

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!
equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

jl8comic:

A little tribute piece done for Batman’s 75th Anniversary.
If anyone’s interested, I’m making the original immediately available for purchase (including international shipping): check it out.
-Yale

jl8comic:

A little tribute piece done for Batman’s 75th Anniversary.

If anyone’s interested, I’m making the original immediately available for purchase (including international shipping): check it out.

-Yale